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THE MYSTERY INDEX

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You have accessed the MYSTERY INDEX. This is where we keep the stuff that disappears from the mainstream web.

We are currently obsessed with The Wheel of the Worst tapes. Have you seen the "Rainbow" clown video? It emits a very strange energy.

Threat Level: CRITICAL (RED)

A "bereavement clown" that looks like a skeleton? We have the footage. Sleuths have been trying to decode her hand signals for years.

> Uploaded new ghost orb photos.
> Decoded the backyard stuntman's message.
> Added new glitter graphics to the guestbook.